The Koalas are Loose Again

"Nagdabbit! The koalas are loose again!"
"Oh, crusty nuggets! Really?"
"Yes really! I said nagdabbit, dagnabbit!"
"You do only say that when you're being serious..."
"You be your yogurt I am! Now help me catch these hooligan critters."
"Here, pa. Take the Koala net."
"I don't need no net, boy! In my day, we caught koalas with a rock and a stick. And we had to walk 16 miles to school in the snow with no shoes!"
"I don't see how that last thing is..."
"Shoosh! Here they come."
"I got one pa!"
"Oh no you didn't! You used the net!"
"But..."
"Nope, let it go. Here use this."
"This is a hair dryer!"
"Exactly."
"But that doesn't make any sense."
"Pudding."
"Pa, are you alright?"
"I would be if you'd stop letting all the koalas loose!"
"You told me to let him go!"
"Oh, so now it's my fault is it? Well I suppose you also want me to gouge out my eyes with this fish hook don't ya?"
"No! I... pa!! What the hell are you doing!?"
"OHMYGODI'MBLIND!!"
"PA!!"
"You're in deep trouble now, son! If only I could see you... why I'd..."
"Pa! Look out for the koala!"
"HOOF!"
"No! Pa! I'll save you from falling into the chasm of death! Quick grab my hand!"
"Thanks boy."
"No, pa! That's a radish!"
"Great! Look what you've done! Now I'm falling to my death!"
"Pa!"
"A curse! A curse I place upon you and your family!"
"You just cursed yourself pa."
"It doesn't matter, conflabbit! I'm dying anyway!"

"Wouldn't that be crazy pa? If that happened?"
"Bah. Kids today and their imaginations. When I was your age, all we had was a rock and a stick. And we had to walk 16 miles to school in the snow with no shoes!"
"..."
"Now take these and go catch those darnflabbed koalas!"
"Yes pa..."