The top ten things the PS3 doesn't do

Sony claims it's new slim machine "only does everything." I disagree. I think it only does some stuff.

 10. It doesn't grill delicious meats like the picture seems to suggest.  Never mind. It actually does that.

10. But it doesn't make delicious waffles.

9. It doesn't dry clean clothes.

8. It doesn't shut up your nagging girlfriend.

7. It doesn't help you acquire a girlfriend.

6. It is incapable of teleportation.

5. It can't plug into your mind so you can "play beyond."

4. It cannot prove or disprove the existence of God.

3. It can't bring about world peace.

2. It can't play Halo. (No, Legends doesn't count.)

1. It can't play PS2 games.

But it does cure cancer. Unfortunately, though, that doesn't count as doing "everything."