As you all know, there are only 15 shopping days left until Holiday. Yes, Holiday, the one day of the year we celebrate material possessions by giving each other gifts. Here are some great last minute ideas for anyone on your list! And no, "Bender's Big Score" is not included because it's a given.
Movies
Hot Rod
Sure to be a hit with anyone who has any kind of sense of humor, Hot Rod will make a wonderful stocking stuffer! Also available in HD, because who doesn't want to see Andy Samberg's face in high definition!
Ask a Ninja DVD
Why download the podcast for free when you could buy it on disk for $20? Plus, it's a DVD. Everyone knows DVDs are better then downloaded content right?
The Original Christmas Classics
Everyone loves to watch those original Christmas specials from the 1960s made with figurines and stop motion animation on TV, so why not physically own them?
Xbox 360 HD DVD Player
On a serious note, why not pick up the HD DVD player for the 360? It's now only $129, comes packaged with King Kong, and you can mail in for another five free movies! Now that a deal!
Music
Gorillaz D-Sides
Gorillaz has a new album!? I know, that was my reaction too. Be sure to pick up this collection of "Demon Days" rejects! And while you're at it, why not spring for the deluxe version, it's only $5 more.
Halo 3 Soundtrack
It's music. From Halo 3. Nuff said.
Other Stuffs
McFarlane's Twisted X-Mas Figures
Nothing says Christmas like Spawn! These delightful figures designed by Spawn creator Todd McFarlane are guaranteed to put a smile on your face! Well, maybe not. But they are pretty sweet! (Reindeer Rudy pictured at right)
Zelda Replicas
Why not give a Zelda fan the ultimate gift: a replica Master Sword and Hyrulian Shield. Available at trueswords.com As a bonus, why not throw in an Ocarina of Time? You can pick one up at songbirdocarina.com
Well, that's it for today. Stay tuned for more last minute gift ideas all the way up to Holiday!
December 9, 2007
Doosh-Bah and Smearbob: RELOADED
posted by
Fuzunga
Doosh-Bah was awakened from his slumber when his alarm clock exploded. He sprang into action and immediately began to wash his cat. Smearbob rolled the red carpet for the Emperor of Memporor in the meantime. Suddenly, Agent Tnega burst through the roof of the place and stated: "I'm not wearing pants. Now you must save the world." And so Doosh-Bah and Smearbob were called back into action and went to work.
Harnessing the mighty power of the enchanted snail-gibbons, the two flew all the way to North Brunswick where they encountered the source of the evil that apparently existed. It was Corruption Craig and the No Good Gang. They were blasting all of the chocolate cookies into the Bay of Pigs. Unfortunately, this caused the pigs in the bay to become super-duper-fied. While half the world was exploding, Smearbob took out his giant-blaster-cannon-doom-ray and exploded the stratosphere. This just made things worse. Smearbob duck-taped it back together while Doosh-Bah shouted "Num-muh yoot bhut clussop WACKKOOH!" and self distrusted the xooki factories causing a chain reaction in the septizone and preventing the flow of eviltude. Thus, the land was saved and also very broken.
Doosh-Bah and Smearbob flew back to their home place using the power of Greyskull and then went back to bed. They dreamed of magical, magical magic and whatnot. All was good in the world... or something like that.
Doosh-bah and Smearbob created by The One Known as to be Reckoned with and Doegab. Story by N-man.
Harnessing the mighty power of the enchanted snail-gibbons, the two flew all the way to North Brunswick where they encountered the source of the evil that apparently existed. It was Corruption Craig and the No Good Gang. They were blasting all of the chocolate cookies into the Bay of Pigs. Unfortunately, this caused the pigs in the bay to become super-duper-fied. While half the world was exploding, Smearbob took out his giant-blaster-cannon-doom-ray and exploded the stratosphere. This just made things worse. Smearbob duck-taped it back together while Doosh-Bah shouted "Num-muh yoot bhut clussop WACKKOOH!" and self distrusted the xooki factories causing a chain reaction in the septizone and preventing the flow of eviltude. Thus, the land was saved and also very broken.
Doosh-Bah and Smearbob flew back to their home place using the power of Greyskull and then went back to bed. They dreamed of magical, magical magic and whatnot. All was good in the world... or something like that.
Doosh-bah and Smearbob created by The One Known as to be Reckoned with and Doegab. Story by N-man.
Ima try something...
posted by
Fuzunga
Well, I'd say it's been a while, but that's a given. So I won't. I don't update as much as I would like to and that makes me ever so sad. So, here's what I'm going to do: I shall try to post as often as possible, no matter what it is. So check back often for more entertainment and stuff of that sort. Shups and Croids is back... and this time it means business!
December 8, 2007
The King Returns: A Review
posted by
Fuzunga
No, not Lord of the Rings! I'm talking about Futurama! It's back and better than ever! Well, at least just as good as when it left...
Bender's Big Score: The Review
"Bender's Big Score" is the first of four direct-to-DVD Futurama movies. If it's any indication of things to come, then Futurama is still the king! The ever so confusing yet entertaining plot centers around three naked aliens who take control of earth through spam e-mails. Plus, Fry finds the binary code that makes time travel possible tattooed to his ass. Silly, yes, but effective. Using its Futurama-esque humor and excellent writing, "Bender's Big Score" is every bit as funny and cleaver as the original series. It is one of those movies dealing with time travel (which always manages to make plots beyond comprehension), but it surely is entertaining if you don't think to hard about it. But I warn you: it will make your brain hurt if you try to figure it out! So don't bother, just enjoy the ride.
What I love about Futurama, is that it manages to be both cleverly funny and serious at the same time. The plot is always outlandish, but also serious. It's evident in the relationship between Fry, Leela, and Lars while all the madness is going on in the background. If you're still not sure exactly what I mean, take the episode "The Luck of the Fryrish" as an example. It has a funny and ridiculous plot in which Fry tries to find his lucky clover, but it's also serious in the story of Fry and his brother. I also happen to think that is one of the best of the show's episodes. "Bender's Big Score" has a similar tone and that's what makes the show so great.
This movie is an entertaining ride with a lot of plot, a lot of humor, a lot of heart, and a cliffhanger ending. The ending though, is guaranteed to be resolved in the next movie "The Beast With a Billion Backs". It also guest stars Al Gore and explains what really happened during the 2000 election. Oh, and it's got an awesome remixed theme song!
All in all, I recommend this movie to fans and non-fans alike. Make sure you go out and pick up a copy to support the show!
And now, a special treat: a preview of "The Beast With a Billion Backs". Enjoy!
Bender's Big Score: The Review
"Bender's Big Score" is the first of four direct-to-DVD Futurama movies. If it's any indication of things to come, then Futurama is still the king! The ever so confusing yet entertaining plot centers around three naked aliens who take control of earth through spam e-mails. Plus, Fry finds the binary code that makes time travel possible tattooed to his ass. Silly, yes, but effective. Using its Futurama-esque humor and excellent writing, "Bender's Big Score" is every bit as funny and cleaver as the original series. It is one of those movies dealing with time travel (which always manages to make plots beyond comprehension), but it surely is entertaining if you don't think to hard about it. But I warn you: it will make your brain hurt if you try to figure it out! So don't bother, just enjoy the ride.
What I love about Futurama, is that it manages to be both cleverly funny and serious at the same time. The plot is always outlandish, but also serious. It's evident in the relationship between Fry, Leela, and Lars while all the madness is going on in the background. If you're still not sure exactly what I mean, take the episode "The Luck of the Fryrish" as an example. It has a funny and ridiculous plot in which Fry tries to find his lucky clover, but it's also serious in the story of Fry and his brother. I also happen to think that is one of the best of the show's episodes. "Bender's Big Score" has a similar tone and that's what makes the show so great.
This movie is an entertaining ride with a lot of plot, a lot of humor, a lot of heart, and a cliffhanger ending. The ending though, is guaranteed to be resolved in the next movie "The Beast With a Billion Backs". It also guest stars Al Gore and explains what really happened during the 2000 election. Oh, and it's got an awesome remixed theme song!
All in all, I recommend this movie to fans and non-fans alike. Make sure you go out and pick up a copy to support the show!
And now, a special treat: a preview of "The Beast With a Billion Backs". Enjoy!
September 12, 2007
September 8, 2007
Halo goodies!
posted by
Fuzunga
Check out some of the new Halo collectibles coming soon from Kotubukiya and McFarlane Toys!
McFarlane series 1, available March 2008 (final product subject to change):
And coming this fall are "12 collectable spartan statues from Kotubukiya. They will retail for $99.
Blue (available through the 7-11/Mountain Dew contest)
Green (available at Gamestop)
Red (available at UK retailer Gamestation)
Personally, I want to collect them all! It's not even funny how much better these are than those crappy old Joyride toys!
McFarlane series 1, available March 2008 (final product subject to change):
And coming this fall are "12 collectable spartan statues from Kotubukiya. They will retail for $99.
Blue (available through the 7-11/Mountain Dew contest)
Green (available at Gamestop)
Red (available at UK retailer Gamestation)
Personally, I want to collect them all! It's not even funny how much better these are than those crappy old Joyride toys!
August 10, 2007
Halo 3: what you don't know
posted by
Fuzunga
Think you know everything about Halo 3? Think again. I've got some new info and I'm prepared to share it with you. The only question is: are you prepared? If you want to be completely surprised on September 25th, then skip right past this article. If you're like the rest of us, then, well, sit back and enjoy!
*NOTE* Even if you've read the EGM Halo 3 article, you still might find some things you didn't know. I'm talking exclusive info- and we have it!
Weapons
- Mauler: Ooo... sounds menacing! The Mauler is essentially a brute shotgun. The catch, it's dual-wieldable. Obviously, if you can hold two at once, it's not quite as strong as a regular shotgun. Oh, and it has s blade sticking off of it- what a surprise!
-Gravity Hammer: Remember that awesome hammer Tartarus carried in Halo 2? Yep, you can use that. It has a lunge attack similar to the energy sword, but also does area-effect damage. It's called a gravity hammer for a reason, you know. You can send a vehicle flying with a single hit, or send a grenade flying back to its sender due to the hammer's massive shockwave.
-Flamethrower: It's in. Finally, the flamethrower is in! The flamethrower is a turret weapon, which means the camera will pull out to third-person mode when you use it. It shoots in three second bursts, with nine bursts total. The flame shoots out a massive 44 feet and will adhere to any surface.
-Plasma Turret: Yep, you can detach these babies too! They also look slightly different.
- That mysterious golden gun- It's seen in the new E3 trailer and even on one of the new EGM covers, but just what the hell is it? We'll have to wait and find out.
- Firebomb: Before, you used to be able to hold four plasma grenades and four frag grenades. That's eight grenades. In Halo 3, because of the addition of the spike grenade, you can hold two of each. Lets see... three grenades times two each... that's... wait a minute! That's two grenades short! That's where the Firebomb comes in. This new grenade will explode on impact and set ablaze anything in an 8 ft. radius for 4.5 seconds. It can also be used to create a wall of fire to cut off enemies. You may remember some Halo 2 concept art for the Brute a while back. You may also remember a mysterious grenade hanging off of the Brute's belt. That would be the new firebomb.
Vehicles
- Chopper: You probably already know by now, but since it wasn't in the Beta I'm including it here. The chopper is a GIANT hovering brute motorcycle. Its got a giant engine in the front with two side mounted mega brute shots. The down side? It doesn't offer much cover for the driver, but if you're hit with one it surely means instant death.
- Hornet: Finally, the UNSC answer to the Banshee! It's a pretty sick looking plane/helecopter hybrid that has two mounted machine gun turrets. Two other players can hang off the side. This is useful for both troop transport and extra firepower.
-Prowler: Described as a jet turbine engine on a sled, this new brute vehicle holds a driver, a man on the forward-mounted turret and two passengers on the side. Sounds to me like a much cooler and better looking version of the horrible Covenant Spectre.
-Troop transport Hog: One of the warthog variants that didn't make it into Halo 2. You may have seen a picture of it along with a snow hog and a jungle hog. It looks almost unchanged from then and can hold an additional four (possibly six) passengers. Hey, if the transport hog and the ATV made it out of Halo 2, maybe we will see some more hog variants (like the rocket hog)! The gauss-cannon hog is also confirmed to return.
-Elephant: This UNSC vehicle is large enough to fit a scorpion tank, four warthogs, and two mongooses. I'm not kidding. The elephant is a mobile base. It can house a dozen plus soldiers, has a mounted turret, houses the team's flag, is where your team respawns, and, oh yeah, did I mention it's indestructible? The downside is, as you'd expect, that the elephant is very, very, slow.
Equipment
-Radar Jammer: Drop this in the heat of battle to really confuse your foes! The radar jammer creates fake enemies on an opponent's radar and causes their shield to malfunction, simulating fake enemy attacks.
-Personal Shield: Remember those stationary shields you could hide behind in the first Halo? Now you can drop them where ever you need them. It will block enemy attacks from one direction, and, unlike the bubble shield, you can fire through it to attack enemies.
-Regenerator: It's the exact opposite of the Power Drainer. After this item is dropped, it creates a field that instantly recharges the shield of anyone who steps into it.
-Flare: Very simple: drop it and it creates a bright light that blinds anyone close to it.
-Invincibly: Just as the name implies, it will grant you temporary invincibility. It is used by Brute Chiefs in single player. It will rarely appear in multiplayer games. It is assumed this is a pickup item similar to the active camouflage or overshield rather than equipment.
Forge
Forge is Halo 3's new map editor! Well, sort of. You take the role of a monitor (like 343 Guilty Spark or 2401 Penitent Tangent) and fly around the level. You can add, remove, or alter the placement of items, respawn points, etc. You then can instantly switch to player mode to try out your redesigned level. Forge can also be used online. Friends can join in and you can create some really unique gametypes. Here's a few examples:
-Jenga: Create a big stack of explosive fusion cores followed by a giant crate. Then, start carefully dropping more fusion coils on top. If you do it wrong, the entire stack will explode- right in your face.
- Grab the Mongoose: One guy zips around the stage on a mongoose while the other tries to pull the mongoose out from under him.
-Magic Carpet Ride: Pick up a crate with a player on top of it and try to fly him around the level with out him falling off.
-RTS Slayer: Each team has a monitor to create items or equipment for them as its needed in response to the actions of the other team.
You can even save your levels and custom game types and share them through Halo 3's file share!
Maps
Speaking of maps, there are plenty of new ones in Halo 3 besides the three you saw in the beta.
Epitaph: An ancient forerunner temple in the middle of the desert complete with ancient shield doors!
Last Resort: A slightly upgraded remake of Halo 2's Zanzibar.
Guardian: This Lockout successor is set in a misty forest.
Sandtrap: The largest Halo map ever created. Set in a massive desert landscape, the map is scattered with vehicles to help players get around. That means massive vehicular carnage! Oh, and this is also the stage where the massive Elephant makes an appearance!
Oh, and one more little note: yes, Elites in multiplayer do have different armor types.
I wish I had pictures of most of this stuff, but I don't and I can't find any scans of the EGM article. Instead, please enjoy some new shots from the Japanese magazine Famitsu here and here.
*NOTE* Even if you've read the EGM Halo 3 article, you still might find some things you didn't know. I'm talking exclusive info- and we have it!
Weapons
- Mauler: Ooo... sounds menacing! The Mauler is essentially a brute shotgun. The catch, it's dual-wieldable. Obviously, if you can hold two at once, it's not quite as strong as a regular shotgun. Oh, and it has s blade sticking off of it- what a surprise!
-Gravity Hammer: Remember that awesome hammer Tartarus carried in Halo 2? Yep, you can use that. It has a lunge attack similar to the energy sword, but also does area-effect damage. It's called a gravity hammer for a reason, you know. You can send a vehicle flying with a single hit, or send a grenade flying back to its sender due to the hammer's massive shockwave.
-Flamethrower: It's in. Finally, the flamethrower is in! The flamethrower is a turret weapon, which means the camera will pull out to third-person mode when you use it. It shoots in three second bursts, with nine bursts total. The flame shoots out a massive 44 feet and will adhere to any surface.
-Plasma Turret: Yep, you can detach these babies too! They also look slightly different.
- That mysterious golden gun- It's seen in the new E3 trailer and even on one of the new EGM covers, but just what the hell is it? We'll have to wait and find out.
- Firebomb: Before, you used to be able to hold four plasma grenades and four frag grenades. That's eight grenades. In Halo 3, because of the addition of the spike grenade, you can hold two of each. Lets see... three grenades times two each... that's... wait a minute! That's two grenades short! That's where the Firebomb comes in. This new grenade will explode on impact and set ablaze anything in an 8 ft. radius for 4.5 seconds. It can also be used to create a wall of fire to cut off enemies. You may remember some Halo 2 concept art for the Brute a while back. You may also remember a mysterious grenade hanging off of the Brute's belt. That would be the new firebomb.
Vehicles
- Chopper: You probably already know by now, but since it wasn't in the Beta I'm including it here. The chopper is a GIANT hovering brute motorcycle. Its got a giant engine in the front with two side mounted mega brute shots. The down side? It doesn't offer much cover for the driver, but if you're hit with one it surely means instant death.
- Hornet: Finally, the UNSC answer to the Banshee! It's a pretty sick looking plane/helecopter hybrid that has two mounted machine gun turrets. Two other players can hang off the side. This is useful for both troop transport and extra firepower.
-Prowler: Described as a jet turbine engine on a sled, this new brute vehicle holds a driver, a man on the forward-mounted turret and two passengers on the side. Sounds to me like a much cooler and better looking version of the horrible Covenant Spectre.
-Troop transport Hog: One of the warthog variants that didn't make it into Halo 2. You may have seen a picture of it along with a snow hog and a jungle hog. It looks almost unchanged from then and can hold an additional four (possibly six) passengers. Hey, if the transport hog and the ATV made it out of Halo 2, maybe we will see some more hog variants (like the rocket hog)! The gauss-cannon hog is also confirmed to return.
-Elephant: This UNSC vehicle is large enough to fit a scorpion tank, four warthogs, and two mongooses. I'm not kidding. The elephant is a mobile base. It can house a dozen plus soldiers, has a mounted turret, houses the team's flag, is where your team respawns, and, oh yeah, did I mention it's indestructible? The downside is, as you'd expect, that the elephant is very, very, slow.
Equipment
-Radar Jammer: Drop this in the heat of battle to really confuse your foes! The radar jammer creates fake enemies on an opponent's radar and causes their shield to malfunction, simulating fake enemy attacks.
-Personal Shield: Remember those stationary shields you could hide behind in the first Halo? Now you can drop them where ever you need them. It will block enemy attacks from one direction, and, unlike the bubble shield, you can fire through it to attack enemies.
-Regenerator: It's the exact opposite of the Power Drainer. After this item is dropped, it creates a field that instantly recharges the shield of anyone who steps into it.
-Flare: Very simple: drop it and it creates a bright light that blinds anyone close to it.
-Invincibly: Just as the name implies, it will grant you temporary invincibility. It is used by Brute Chiefs in single player. It will rarely appear in multiplayer games. It is assumed this is a pickup item similar to the active camouflage or overshield rather than equipment.
Forge
Forge is Halo 3's new map editor! Well, sort of. You take the role of a monitor (like 343 Guilty Spark or 2401 Penitent Tangent) and fly around the level. You can add, remove, or alter the placement of items, respawn points, etc. You then can instantly switch to player mode to try out your redesigned level. Forge can also be used online. Friends can join in and you can create some really unique gametypes. Here's a few examples:
-Jenga: Create a big stack of explosive fusion cores followed by a giant crate. Then, start carefully dropping more fusion coils on top. If you do it wrong, the entire stack will explode- right in your face.
- Grab the Mongoose: One guy zips around the stage on a mongoose while the other tries to pull the mongoose out from under him.
-Magic Carpet Ride: Pick up a crate with a player on top of it and try to fly him around the level with out him falling off.
-RTS Slayer: Each team has a monitor to create items or equipment for them as its needed in response to the actions of the other team.
You can even save your levels and custom game types and share them through Halo 3's file share!
Maps
Speaking of maps, there are plenty of new ones in Halo 3 besides the three you saw in the beta.
Epitaph: An ancient forerunner temple in the middle of the desert complete with ancient shield doors!
Last Resort: A slightly upgraded remake of Halo 2's Zanzibar.
Guardian: This Lockout successor is set in a misty forest.
Sandtrap: The largest Halo map ever created. Set in a massive desert landscape, the map is scattered with vehicles to help players get around. That means massive vehicular carnage! Oh, and this is also the stage where the massive Elephant makes an appearance!
Oh, and one more little note: yes, Elites in multiplayer do have different armor types.
I wish I had pictures of most of this stuff, but I don't and I can't find any scans of the EGM article. Instead, please enjoy some new shots from the Japanese magazine Famitsu here and here.
August 6, 2007
GTA 4 Delayed
posted by
Fuzunga
The much anticipated Grand Theft Auto 4 has been delayed from October of this year to second quarter 2008. Good news for other developers whose games were releasing this fall...
August 2, 2007
Halo 3 for four
posted by
Fuzunga
Halo 3 will indeed have co-op for 4 players. Even better, Halo 3 will have co-op for 4 players online! Player one will control the chief, player two will control the arbiter, and players three and four will control two brand new elite characters.
More details at bungie.net.
More details at bungie.net.
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