Pokemon: Win or Fail? 111-126

• Name: Riguree
• Number: 111
• Type: Psychic
• Species: Brain Pokemon
• Looks like: a robo alien
• Awesome factor: 8/10
• Trivia: They mysteriously appeared in the desert 50 years ago. (hmmm...)

There has never been a Pokemon like Riguree before. He's obviously based off some sort of alien, yet he looks kind of robotic as well. Though he's not a steel type, he doesn't look completely organic to me, like he's some sort of alien android. The colored nubs on his hands are certainly interesting (though they remind me of jelly beans) and I wouldn't be surprised if they glow in the dark. 

WIN

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 94-110

• Name: Kaburumo
• Number: 094
• Type: Bug
• Species: Ringside Pokemon (?)
• Looks like: a larva with a wrench head
• Awesome factor: 4/10
• Trivia: This Pokemon will evolve only if you trade it for Chobomaki, another bug Pokemon.

Another kind of cute little guy. He looks like an excited baby bug. Not sure why the the top of his head looks like a wrench, though. It's a bit strange, but overall descent design. 

MEH

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 78-93

• Name: Chilarmy
• Number: 078
• Type: Normal
• Species: Chinchilla Pokemon
• Looks like: a chinchilla (off to a good start!)
• Awesome factor: 5/10
• Trivia: Its tail is used as a broom. It evolves via a shiny stone (wtf is that?)

Awww, isn't this guy adorable? I just want to give him a big 'ol hug! Anyway, his design is alright. Reminds me a bit of pikachu actually (which, let's admit it, is also adorable but simple). Not sure it's the kind of Pokemon I'd want to take into battle, though. It's just too damn cute to get beat to a pulp in a fight.

MEH

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 62-77

A few notes before today's Pokemon. I am rating these Pokemon based on originality, creativity, and uniqueness of  design and concept. That's the "awesome factor". My personal opinion will be reflected, though, and that's something that really can't be avoided. While I like the desert crocodile family overall, I feel like the first two aren't as up to par as the last one. "Meh" does not mean bad, it means solid but not spectacular. Just thought I'd clarify. Now on to the Pokemon!

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 46-61

• Name: Kurumiru
• Number: 046
• Type: Bug/Grass
• Species: Sewing Pokemon
• Looks like: a worm with a leaf on its head
• Awesome factor: 5/10
• Trivia: It produces silk from its mouth, hence "sewing Pokemon". 

Here we have this game's worm Pokemon. As far as I'm concerned, it looks just as good as any other worm Pokemon. I've never been particularly excited over the design of any worm Pokemon, so he gets a middle-of-the-road score. He wouldn't look out of place, though, in any other generation.

MEH

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 30-45

• Name: Dangoro
• Number: 030
• Type: Rock
• Species: Mantle Pokemon
• Looks like: a bunch of rocks stuck together
• Awesome factor: 1/10
• Trivia: It looks vaguely like a bomb-omb.

Dangoro is obviously meant to be this game's geodude, which means you'll see him every five seconds in caves. What a sorry replacement. He looks like a pile of rocks. I can't tell if that hole in the middle is supposed to be an eye or a mouth or what. 

FAIL

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 15-39

• Name: Choroneko
• Number: 015
• Type: Dark
• Species: Ill-natured Pokemon
• Looks like: a pretty decent cat Pokemon
• Awesome factor: 6/10
• Trivia: n/a

It seems like every generation we end up with a new cat Pokemon. I happen to like this design better than skitty and about 100x more than glameow. Choroneko has kind of an oldschool feel to it that reminds me of the original 151. 

WIN

Pokemon: Win or Fail? 0-15

Because December is apparently Pokemon month, I will attempt to analyze the designs all 156 new Black & White Pokemon for you, the reader. But most importantly I'll tell you if they win or fail.

I apologize ahead of time for the black boxes that cut off the bullet points, and for the outlines in some of the pictures (they go away if you click on them). That's just the way it is!

Game Review: Halo Reach

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Halo Reach is both the beginning and the end of an era. Nearly ten years ago, Halo Combat Evolved launched with the original Xbox. For better or for worse, it changed gaming forever by single-handedly carrying the Xbox through it’s launch and altering the very core of the FPS genre. Halo 2 added online support and helped to make Live what it is today. Halo has always been an influential franchise and Bungie does it again with Reach. Some changes are subtle and some are grand, but the guys at Bungie really gave this one their all. It is, after all, their final Halo title before they move on to their new ten-year deal with Activision. Halo is far from dead, but this is the last time Bungie will be behind it. You have to wonder whether Microsoft will put as much love and care into the franchise as Bungie has, or if they’ll milk it till the udders are raw. We can only hope for the former.

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