Quotes of the funny

Here are a couple great quotes by famous people:

"I spilled spot remover on my dog- now he's gone." -Steven Wright

"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." -Bill Cosby

"I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people." -Ed Bluestone

"Doctors are crooks. Why do you think they wear gloves? Not for sanitary reasons- fingerprints." -Jakie Mason

"What is a date really, but a job interview that lasts all night? The only difference is that in not many job interviews is there a chance you'll wind up naked." -Jerry Seinfeld

"You know the sign that says 'No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service'? Does that mean as long as I have on a shirt and shoes, I can take off my pants and still get a bacon cheeseburger?" -Lewis Grizzard

Hope you enjoyed 'em! More to come!

Been a while, bud.

Haven't been here in a while. What with the hurricane and the no power and the not being in town and whatnot. Any way, I'm going to update now but I'm not sure what to expect and neither should you.

This is the story Oscar the Angry Badger

(Keep in mind, I'm making this up as I go along- as I always do.)

Once there was a badger named Oscar. He was a wild party animal. He loved to turn up the music and party till his pants fell off. One day after an especially wild party he woke up at three in the afternoon and felt unusually strange. His eyebrows were slanted in an angry position and he couldn't move them. His face turned into a scowl and he couldn't control it. Suddenly he fell on his knees in pain. His head felt like it was going to implode. He had caught "The Angry".

To this day Oscar the Angry Badger sits on his lawn and annoys little children. Sometimes he throws potted plants or wool sweaters at them. One day he hit a really ugly child with a beard. It turned out to be Hilbert O' Wamwak, the leprechaun. He placed a curse on Oscar that turned his pudding crusty.

And that's how flan was created.

Wow, that was strange! Not sure what went on there. Anyway, have a happy 9:47 on a Friday!

More Animal Crossing!

I love Animal Crossing! I just can't wait for the new game, so I scrounge up as much info as I can! So, without further rambling here is the new info: http://www.kotaku.com/gaming/animal-crossing-wild-world/animal-crossing-ww-a-fans-review-133184.php!

WOW expansion

Go to this link to see all the new features about the WOW expansion a.k.a. the "Burning Crusade"
http://media.pc.ign.com/media/770/770472/vids_1.html

This expansion will include new dungeons, a new type of trade skill, new areas( including outland), a new level cap (level 70), aerial mounts, and finally two new races. For the horde the Blood Elves, once loyal to the Alliance they have given up their old ways and joined the Horde. The Alliance race is TBA but currently is though to be Panderns a mighty warrior panda race. Hopefully the expansion will be released next year sometime and for more infor vist this site
http://pc.ign.com/articles/662/662143p1.html

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Mario Kart DS track listing!

All the tracks for Mario Kart DS have been reviled!

First, we have Retro Mode full of classic tracks:

Shell Cup
Mario Circuit 1 (SNES)
Moo Moo Farm (N64)
Peach Circuit (GBA)
Luigi Circuit (GCN)

Banana Cup
Donut Plains 1 (SNES)
Frappe Snowland (N64)
Bowser Castle 2 (GBA)
Baby Park (GCN)

Leaf Cup
Koopa Beach 2 (SNES)
Choco Mountain (N64)
Luigi Circuit (GBA)
Mushroom Bridge (GCN)

Lightning Cup
Choco Island 2 (SNES)
Banshee Boardwalk (N64)
Sky Garden (GBA)

Then there's Nitro Mode full of new tracks:

Mushroom Cup
Figure-8 Circuit
Yoshi Falls
Cheep Cheep Beach
Luigi's Mansion

Flower Cup
Desert Hills
Delfino Square
Waluigi Pinball
Shroom Ridge

Star Cup
DK Pass
Tick-Tock Clock
Mario Circuit
Airship Fortress

Special Cup
Wario Stadium
Peach Gardens
Bowser Castle
Rainbow Road

November 14th can't come soon enough!

Animal Crossing playtest!

No, not me! Still, it's very informative and gives tons of juicy details on all the new stuff in the game. Read it here: http://www.animalxing.com/articles/acdsdemo.php.

That's right! More Nintendo WiFi info!

Nintendo announced today a partnership with the company Wayport to offer free WiFi connections in McDonalds restaurants. This is great news! Or, it would be if I liked McDonalds.

In other news, Nintendo has also announced a Mario Kart DS bundle to be released November 28. The bundle will include a copy of the game, plus a new "Hot Rod Red" colored DS.

A rare treat!

To go along with Feel Good Inc., I've gone on a search for more Gorillaz and I found their very first video! Enjoy Clint Eastwood!

Seriously, you have no idea how hard that was to find! I'm working on 19/2000. Oh, and you'll need Real Player to watch that.

Music Vid of the Week

One of my all-time favorites!

The codes are giving me problems, so instead of a pop-up window, here's a link directly to the vid: http://www.videocodezone.com/videos/g/gorillaz/feel_good_inc.html